Bee Scare While Eating Pussy
Aug 5
2009
Butterfly and Tasha were enjoying the great outdoors. They were having so much fun getting naked together in the shining sun. So one thing leads to another and they get down and dirty in the tent. Yeah, thank god we have cameras with us, right? Butterfly was getting some good licking when a huge bee flew in! Tasha’s smile fades to fear when she realizes whats flying over her head. Watch the clip. It’s cute and funny.

Funny shit, huh? Just eating pussy when suddenly a huge bumble bee attacks! Wanna see the whole thing? Go to www.RealColoradoGirls.com
Fuck Me Like You Hate Me
Mar 21
2009
There once was a girl named Jack. She had this obsession with sex. Probly moreso than most. Guys were intrigued by this mysterious sex fiend and she would usualy fuck most of them. But she had an epiphany one day. A man we’ll just call Big liked it rough. And was he big. Perhaps even the biggest she had ever seen. So bigger means better right? She needed someone who could tear her apart, or at least she thought. So he made her hurt. Sore pussy and everything. And really wanted to fuck her in the ass. But not satisfying per say. So is rougher better? Jack found this one guy- we’ll call him Young. He was semi- inexperienced, insecure, and all that. He didn’t realize what he was packing. It wasn’t the biggest, nor was he the best at it. Satisfaction was the key. To make a woman squirt cum so much it’s dripping down her ankles and tickling the souls of her feet is a great accomplishment. They fucked in the car like teenagers, giggling and carrying on like it was the most exciting thing to happen. Now THAT is good sex. Fun stuff free of pain and in an exciting situation. Jack is a happy girl. Moral of the story- girls like what they like and making it a pain in the ass- literally- is probly the best way to make a girl dry.
So I Pissed Off MY Brother, Too
Mar 17
2009
Yes, even Jack was a sister, too. “Jacquelin” was taken into this place by my brother Johnny. I beat up his fucking girlfriend cause she was cheating on him and it pissed me off. What else would a caring sister do to prevent her brother from being taken advantage of. That bitch had it coming to her for a long time. Like I was just gonna lay back and take it…. Well I eventually had to cause that bastard took some revenge out on me. Fucker! I was doing something nice for him by taking care of the dumb cunt and I wound up being the one to get FUCKED!! So what the fuck ever. I never thought I had to fuck some old dude for my brother’s sake. He jumped on a camera faster than I thought he would and started filming. Didn’t know he was a sick fuck like that but the asshole was all about seeing a huge cock in his sister’s pussy. Weirdo. But I sure as hell gave him a show and I think he almost came in his pants. I got fucked and he didn’t tell mom and dad. Or else his girlfriend was looking to get beaten up again just to teach him a lesson. Well, that hasn’t happened yet, but he wants again to Bring his Sister.
What Happens In Vegas Ends Up On Xlies
Feb 24
2009
So there was this guy in Vegas. And what happened doesn’t stay there. Here we go.
I was starting the night off at 5pm when I woke up. Tarty to the party I was catching up with drinking. There was someone I had followed around to different parties that night and met all kinds of people. One guy was very nice and I had fun chatting with him for the brief period of time I could. There was a couple that i talked to for a long time and I very much liked the conversation about the book “The Bone House” (yes, I remembered it). Even who I was following from party to party was cute. Or even the guy who sat on my lap and kissed my cheeck for a cute picture. (blushing)
So I stayed up and after I knew it, it was 7 am. Then 8 am. I had one choice if I wanted to get fucked that night. Attempt to fuck the one guy left around. The others- guys and girls- had long since retired. I was kinda feelin funny about it but earlier I had realized that time of the month had rolled around. Fuckin wonderful, right?! So instead of gaining a strange glare from someone I might have to speak to at a later time- business shit if anything binding- I would rather drag someone back who wouldn’t care or maybe even not remember. Hence the one sitting next to me at the time.
“…are you inviting me up to your room?” But he had like five other people sleeping in a fuckin hotel room. So I figured mine would be better. Despite the everlasting comments and jokes that I would get out of Papa. You all figured that I’m a bad judge of this shit. So anyway he came back with me and as I was realizing what the fuck I was attempting to fuck. “I could gnaw on your bloody clit all night…” was the line I really cared about.
The guy was carrying around a bottle of Jack Daniel’s around and I thought he would be able to get it up. Yeah fuckin right! If there is anything I should know by now is that sex and alcohol only mix when there hasn’t been too much drinking to begin with. And his whole two inches was a bad surprise to ice that cake. TWO INCHES! Just thought I’d emphasize that. Yep. So he couldn’t get it up you say? Yep.
I don’t think I had ever laughed so hard at someone’s inadequacies in my life. It was hilarious. I tried to hold it in, but wound up holding my face while I about died and falling off the bed laughing hysterically.
Fuckin guy said that he had to “step in” on some scenes when they couldn’t do what he at the time couldn’t perform either. Ha ha ha ha ha! He couldn’t even get it up nevertheless could he put his tiny cock in my pussy. (That made me laugh so much more.) He did make it somewhat worthwhile but when he spoke of shoving his whole fist in there i told him to get the fuck out of my room. I let him wash his hands and then he left. Good thing too. I was actually getting irritated that he was still there. Yeah, I know that it was me to make that fucked up decision but still…
Funny shit- he wandered back to the elevator to go to his room when he was greeted by Papa. Shirt covered in blood and barely able to stand, Papa had a good laugh at him like I did. About that, we still laugh to this day.


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