I Trashed My Brother’s Signed Football Jersey
Aug 10
2009
OK, I admit it- I screwed up totally. I had a bunch of girlfriends over just kickin it and havin a great time. The girls were all running around the house half naked – Josie was running around in her panties and had stolen my bra so I was topless. Honey and Jayda were in the back room watching one of my brother’s porno movies and I’m pretty sure the two little cunts were fingering each other’s pussies but every time I came in they just giggled and pulled the sheets of my brother’s bed up to hide their naked teen titties.
Anyway, we had ordered pizza and when the doorbell rang, I grabbed a shirt form my brother’s room and threw it on so the poor pizza boy didn’t cum in his shorts when I answered the door. As soon as he left, we all retreated back to my brother’s room to watch his porn and eat pizza. Well, someone told a bad joke and then someone else started throwing pepperoni from the pizza – it didn’t take long before we were all smeared on grease and sauce from the pizza.
When I looked back at the bed, Honey was spread-eagle on the bed Jayda and was licking her pussy as Honey giggled and squirmed. Josie looked at me and we stripped off our pizza stained clothes and crawled up on the bed with the two little cunts that were already fucking each other (the nerve of the cunts to start without us).
The next morning we all awoke in my brother’s bed to my brother’s angry shouts; “get the fuck out of my room and clean up this fuckin mess you little fuckin whores”. Then he saw the shirt that I had borrowed the night before – The fucker exploded! Apparently I had grabbed the football jersey he had gotten signed by his favorite linebacker when he was away at college – and I had been wearing it when the food fight ensued. It was a mess; it had a huge grease smear right across the shoulder and down across the signature, the ink from the signature was smeared and was hard to even read. My brother wanted to kill me.
The next evening when he got home from work, he told me to “get pretty” – “we’re going for a ride”. While at work, he had found a way form me to “pay him bask” for the jersey. 30 minutes later, we were in some old guy’s house and I was being offered a few hundred bucks to make a porn video with the perverted old bastard. My fucking brother was going to make me into a porn star to get his revenge. Actually, I was still a little horny from watching his porn the night before and was a bit excited to try it out – but it was a little weird when the guy offered to let my brother film it. He even gave my brother a copy a few days later. Bastard probably jerks off to it when I’m not at home. Anyway, he can’t bitch about the jersey no more.
Diva
P.S. I liked making the porn so much that I came back and worked for the old fucker again – am I nasty or what?
Tall Skinny Strippers
Aug 9
2009
I stopped by my favorite Colorado Springs strip club tonight (Fabulous TnT’s) and got a few dances from the sexy goth 18 year old Jezebell and damn….. Jezebell is tall to start with so when she’s wearing 6 inch stripper heals she’s well over six foot – and skinny as….. well, I would say “put it in soft, let it get hard, and listen to her ribs crack” and she has a nice little ass and a great set of perky little titties – in fact, she’s thy type of stripper that I can imaging sliding my cock into – but that’s a different story
… Jezzebell does both topless and full nude dances and I can highly recommend the nude dances. I splurged and got the full nude and trust me – you won’t be disappointed. As an added note – if a girl that smells nice is important to you – then add another star for Jezzebell – she just smelled pretty – no chemical smell or overdone perfume – just a light perfume and a nice smelling teen girl.
Scottie was the DJ and Jon was at the bar so I knew it was going to be a good night. Jon handed me an ice cold beer and I plopped my ass on one of the couches in the VIP section and started checking out the dancers. As I said yesterday, it’s bee a while since I’ve been out to the clubs so there were a few new girls that I hadn’t met yet and most of them were at least 8’s on a scale of 1-10. Two new hard-bodied teens caught my eye but Jezzebell was on my lap so I just blamed her for the growing bulge in my pants.
Anyway – I had a great time at Fabulous TnT’s and will hit the club again soon. dr5wt6iz7j
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